Funny FACEbook status “QUO”tes

If you can’t stop thinking about someone’s update, that’s called “status cling.” ― Jessica Park, Flat-Out Lovefacebook3

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally intended for – looking up exes to see how fat they got?” – Bill Maherfacebook2

“All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.” ― Jodi Picoult, Sing You Homefacebook1

“Josh will begin disappearing into a future where the only place he and I remain friends is on the Internet.” – Jay Asher, The Future of Us

The world is no longer status quo when the Queen, the President and the Pope have their own Facebook page – dlk

“Little girls think it’s necessary to put all their business on MySpace and Facebook, and I think it’s a shame…I’m all about mystery.” – Stevie Nicks