inspiration – diets

I have a great diet.  You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.  ~Ed BluestoneWe’re the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it – unknownThe biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.  ~Andy Rooney

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information:  french-fried potatoes are out.  ~Jean Kerr

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four.  Unless there are three other people.  ~Orson Welles

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.  Coincidence?  I think not!