Words…relationships

Let’s have some FUN…..and not take life so seriously.

MEN vs WOMEN – some quotes that made me smile:

Buy a ship, name it relation.  Now you have a RELATIONSHIP!

“I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.” – Groucho Marx

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.” – Joan Rivers

“Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we’re doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They’re very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.” – Jerry Seinfeld

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars. – Jay Leno

I want a man who is kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire? – Zsa Zsa Gabor

You’re 40 and he’s 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn’t you just adopt him? – Ann Stanley, Forty Carats

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.” – Albert Einstein

Happy Sunday!