AWay with Words – food for thought

“Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.” ~ Andy Rooney

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, Four. I don’t think I can eat eight.” — Yogi Berra

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do.”
— P. J. O’Rourke

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again. “
— George Miller

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.” ~ Totie Fields

“ If people say if you eat dessert before dinner it will ruin your appetite — won’t eating dinner before dessert ruin your appetite for dessert?” ~ Author Unknown

“I really don’t think I need buns of steel.  I’d be happy with buns of cinnamon.”  ~ Ellen DeGeneres

“ There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles.” – Unknown

“This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn’t say how far to separate them.” ~ Gracie Allen

My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” ~ Buddy Hackett  “

“Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.” ~ Garfield/Jim Davis

Never eat more than you can lift. “
— Miss Piggy

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