No, silly. Llamas can’t talk but if they could they’d say “We want to go back to Peru and walk the Inca Trail because it’s so much nicer than being kept in this pen with funny people staring and wanting to touch us.”
Llamas are special. Here are a few things you may not know about them:
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking llama? A: A spelling bee!
Q: What do you call a very fast llama? A: a Llamagini
Q: What’s llama’s favourite film? A: Llamadeus
Q: Who is the llama spiritual leader? A: The Dalai Llama
Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas? A: llamanated
They like to enjoy a good night out (until things go bad):
A man and his pet llama walk into a bar. It’s about 5pm, but they’re ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: “Last call.” So, the man says, “One more for me… and one more for my llama.” The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the llama falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: “Hey buddy, you can’t just leave that lyin’ there.” To which the man replies: “That’s not a lion, that’s a llama.”
Okay…..that’s enough (but must say I do love llamas).