Oh those poor men – they often don’t know what hit them.

If women came with warning labels…..  I may or may not kill you.  If I don’t F….you then at least I’ll F…with your head!

Because I’m worth ALL the trouble
what would your warning label be?

Me? Sorry; someone tore mine off when I was born.

Men seem to like it when we’re being a little nasty.

HERE’S TO NASTY WOMEN EVERYWHERE!

Always read the fine print!

“The spider’s web: She finds an innocuous corner in which to spin her web. The longer the web takes, the more fabulous its construction. She has no need to chase. She sits quietly, her patience a consummate force; she waits for her prey to come to her on their own, and then she ensnares them, injects them with venom, rendering them unable to escape. Spiders – so needed and yet so misunderstood.” – Donna Lynn Hope